Friday, September 30, 2011

For Faith- Zippered Pouch Tutorial

This tutorial is for Faith since I'm not in Utah to show her how to do to it:


Square off fabric. Easiest way to do this is to zig-zag the edges and throw it in the washer then make sure the edges are square to the selvage. Cut fabric to the length of zipper, and plus however big you want the pouch to be. I just took half a fat quarter and folded it in half, so I'll only have the two side seams. This doesn't matter if you have the side seams or all three other sides that need to be sewn together later.


Lay pieces on top of each other and baste edge where zipper will go. Iron seam flat.


Lay the top of the zipper (end where the zip is when it's closed) and sew together like above. It's easier if you move the zip down just a little and sew it about 1/4" down. This will keep the zipper lined up all the way to the top.


Install zipper in whatever technique you like and remove all basting stitches. When turned right side out pouch will look like above (zipper on one edge, other edges will unsewn).


Put right sides together and sew the rest of the seams. Clip the ends of the zipper so they will be less bulky. Overlock or zig-zag edges if you'd like. Turn right side out and press.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Happy 75th birthday, Jim Henson

I'd like to thank you for all the wonderful times you've given my kids.


Friday, September 23, 2011

Because American tv sucks right now

So it's no secret that I watch a lot of British television. And by a lot, I mean most of the stuff I watch was actually on BBC at one time or another. But the biggest problem of living over here in the US means that I often don't get to watch things until a year or two after they've aired in the UK. I've spent a lot of time getting caught up on a bunch of great shows lately through streaming websites of dubious legality, Hulu and Youtube:

QI isn't a new discovery for me. I've been watching it on and off for the past year. It's a panel quiz show that the participants are asked impossibly hard questions they have no chance of getting right, so they get points by being interesting. It is also hosted by the wonderful Stephen Fry and Alan Davies as a permanent guest and is absolutely worth putting up with the crappy 10 minute clips on youtube. I finally caught up on all of them and am in the current 10th (!) series. Some swearing and innuendo, but I recommend it to everyone (note: the language is usually contained in the XL episodes which are about 45 minutes; the 30 minute ones are usually fine.)


 Misfits is show that caught my eye through the Hulu ads. I was confused on the plot from the ads so here's an explanation: It's a bunch of juvenile delinquents that get hit with a freak lightening storm and develop superhero powers. They are, however, the worst superheroes ever. I was pleasantly surprised to find that this show was not only really awesome but really funny. It's like a good version of "Heroes". And despite the producers's obvious efforts to highlight Robert Sheehan, it's actually the amazing Iwan Rheon and charming Lauren Socha that end up being the best characters. All of series one and two (6 episodes each plus one Christmas episode) are available on Hulu, and there is a 8 minute episode called "Vegas, Baby" that takes some hunting on the internet. Series 3 is probably due out in November but will not be shown on Hulu until 2012. As this show contains kind of a lot of sex, violence and A LOT of swearing, I'm not recommending it to everyone. Actually, mostly just Di.

Doctor Who. If you're not already watching Doctor Who, you're beyond my help and I don't know what wrong with you. Safe for everyone except very small children like Liam who might get scared at some of the creepy episodes. Starting to go downhill a little bit but I trust in Steven Moffat to turn it around.



David Mitchell Soapbox isn't really a show-I think they're just podcasts. David Mitchell is one of my favourite writers/actors/panelists on QI. He's such a little funny ball of frustrated energy and his rants are funny. All of these are on Youtube, but don't watch too many in a row or you'll start hating the world more than usual. Or at least I did. Best ones that I've seen so far are "Dear America", "Naming Your Child", and I hate to admit it, "The Merits of Necrophilia".


Would I Lie to You is another of David Mitchell's projects. It's a panel show along the lines of the party game "True or False". The panelists makes statement and the other team has to guess if it's true or a lie. Hosted by my favourite Welshman, Rob Brydon, previously hosted by Angus Deayton, with David Mitchell and the only sometimes funny Lee Mack as team captains. Usually the guests are entertaining with a few really odd ones here and there (Janet Street Porter needs to crawl back to whatever hole she came from). Available on Youtube.

That Mitchell and Webb Look is yet other Mitchell project with longtime comedy partner Robert Webb. Hilarious, offensive and available on Hulu. Innuendo, some violence, and lots of swearing. 

Never Mind the Buzzcocks is a music panel show. It's been on for a VERY long time. Used to be hosted by the hilarious Simon Amstell and has Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding as team captains. I haven't watched a whole lot of these, but it usually cheers me right up. Funny episodes include: Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, David Tennant (hosting the Doctor Who episode), John Barrowman (who threatens a "Gay off" with Simon), and surprisingly Josh Groban with Martin Freeman (see Sherlock). The only not funny one that I've watched was the one with Amy Winehouse, which somehow I managed to watch the week after she died. Ummmm, so yeah. On Youtube but lots of swearing. 

Whites is a restaurant drama/comedy that starts Alan Davies (see QI). Also a find on Hulu, it's worth watching just to see the genius of Davies, but sometimes painful to get through. Funny in a laidback, awkward sort of way. Cancelled after one series of 6 episodes. Lots of swearing.



Best for last is Sherlock. A modern take on the Arthur Conan Doyle stories with a texting, gadget-happy Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch) and a lovable Dr. Watson who blogs instead of writing penny dreadfuls, played by Martin Freeman who is making a career out of being literary characters (Arthur Dent and Bilbo Baggins). It's incredible. It's funny and exciting and well filmed and paced and doesn't have any anti-Mormon sentiments. Sherlock is actually likable and more than the flat character he was in the books, and the dynamic between Cumberbatch and Freeman is so natural that you actually understand why they put up with each other. Sometimes available on PBS under the "Masterpiece" series, but just do yourself and BBC a favour and buy it through Amazon. 

Next on my list after I finish the Tudors and True Blood may be the UK Office. I'm not sure as my Ricky Gervais tolerance is dangerously low. Sorry about any grammatical errors and a reminder to Brooke that she needs to come up to Seattle and remind me where those stupid commas are supposed to go.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Google, the portal to all knowledge


Google informed me that September 16th is Albert Szent-Gyorgyi 118th's birthday. I remember this name for the usual reason: Szent-Gyorgyi first isolated ascorbic acid aka vitamin C. This was important to me because of a science fair project that I did to discover which had more vitamin C: orange juice from a container or orange juice that had been left out. Essentially, does vitamin C evaporate? Incidentally it does, and also iodine (the reagent used to measure amounts of vitamin C) stinks and stains like crazy. But more importantly, I remember this funny story about Szent-Gyorgyi:

After isolating vitamin C, Szent-Gyorgyi wrote a paper on the sugar acid. As sugars usually end in an -ose suffix and the unknown state of the molecule, he wanted to call it "ignose" ("ig" as in ignorant). After having that rejected, he resubmited it with the name Godnose. Who says scientists don't have a sense of humour? If you've got time, I've got a great one about Niels Bohr.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Ah screw mental health

Sorry about the lack of posts lately. It's been taking all my energy to drag myself out of bed for the past month. Bit of advice: NEVER watch Grave of the Fireflies when you're feeling depressed. So here's a song to entertain you while I'm waiting for my meds to kick back in: