How to feed your kids watermelon

Step 1: Go to the grocery store. While shopping, notice your kids crying while frantically pointing and waving at some small watermelon in a box.

Step 2: Grab one and finish your shopping while both your kids cradle the watermelon between them like it's a precious treasure.

Step 3: Drive home, realize you desperately need to go to the bathroom while your 4-year-old tries to convince you he can carry the watermelon up the stairs. You relent despite the fact it's bigger than his head.

Step 4: Run to the bathroom only to be interrupted a few minutes later by the 4-year-old whining about the watermelon being "broken" because he dropped it on the stairs. Sigh and tell him to put it on the kitchen table.

Step 5: Walk back to the kitchen to find this:

Isn't that such a satisfied look on Alana's face?

Needless to say, Justin and I didn't get any.