Stay tuned, abnormal programming will resume shortly

Sorry about the hiatus. My life has been simultaneously very stressful and very boring. Here's a conversation Justin and I had today:

Kids are screaming their heads off. I turned to Justin and asked, "What do you think? Augmented fifth?"

That's right. Instead of calming my kids, we analyze the interval of their shrieks.

Here's how Alana tells me she's hungry.