Stop whistling the Lost Woods theme from Legend of Zelda, or it will be stuck in my head forever and I won't sleep and then I'll get cranky and homicidal and have to bury your body in my parents's backyard.
Sad thing is I don't realize when I'm doing this. Now one has to wonder, which is more insane? The person who threatens her husband with death and dismemberment on a weekly (or daily, hourly, per minute... I forget which it should be) basis. Or the person who on some level is still running around in the Lost Woods because he can't remember to turn left or right at the blasted fork he's seen about 30 billion times.
I guess it's just proof I have a terrible sense of direction.
Sad thing is I don't realize when I'm doing this. Now one has to wonder, which is more insane? The person who threatens her husband with death and dismemberment on a weekly (or daily, hourly, per minute... I forget which it should be) basis. Or the person who on some level is still running around in the Lost Woods because he can't remember to turn left or right at the blasted fork he's seen about 30 billion times.
ReplyDeleteI guess it's just proof I have a terrible sense of direction.